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From The Onion: New Alternative-Fuel SUV Will Deplete World’s Hydrogen By 2070 DETROIT—Ford announced a Sept. 3 rollout date for its new Ford Foresight, a hydrogen-powered SUV that, if it reaches sales projections, will deplete the earth’s supply of hydrogen…

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From The Onion: Leno’s Voicemail Message Pauses For Laughter LOS ANGELES—Tonight Show host Jay Leno’s home outgoing voicemail message stops briefly to allow for audience laughter, sources reported Monday. “You have reached the home of Mavis and Jay Leno, and…

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