News in Brief

From The Onion: Dollar Losing Value Against The Quarter NEW YORK—After falling 6 percent in the past three weeks, the U.S. dollar hit a 208-year low against the U.S. quarter, which had been valued at exactly 0.25 dollars since its…

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Radio Stunt

Today’s Sean Hannity was probably the worst I’ve hever heard. He spent the first two hours saying that he’d switched political philosophies and that he’s now a flaming liberal, who plans to support and vote for Kerry. To anyone who’s…

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