Here’s an email conversation I had with a friend. I thought it was kinda funny, so I decided to post it here.
Me: A friend recommends a page from The Onion
Friend: [Upon reading page from The onion] This is TOOO funny! LOL! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: What’s ROTFLMAO? Rolled on the floor Laghing my @$$ off.
Friend: yup, did you just figure that out or did you actually know? Good detective work!
Me: I didn’t know it, but I can usually figure those out. Context is key.
Friend: how about this one: dafuhaewiufapoiweuhfaiduhvafhey342345215jdshfaldfaksdhfkj
Me: It’s going to take some time to crack that one. I’ll get my best people on it right away.
The Next Day-
Me: Here’s what my people came up with:
Doug’s aunt Francine underestimates her ability (to) enforce widespread injustice upon fellow American people over inconsequential weapons infractions. Upon hearing further analysis, I do understand her veracity and follow her every yearning. 342,345,215 Junked Dodge Stratus’s have found another life doing Francine’s asking, killing South Dakota hog farmer Keith Jacobson.