Considering how many conservatives are upset with Bush right now for being a donkey in elephant’s clothing, I have shied away from predicting he’ll win re-election next fall. I am sure that there are a lot of conservatives who will stay home on November 2nd, and many such as myself will be voting 3rd Party (Constitution in my case). After reading this article though, I am certain that Bush is going to win handily. There just aren’t enough morons in this country that agree with Kerry that we need to tuck our tail between our legs and surrender to Terrorism. The idea that he’d say such a thing is so appalling to me that the conspiracy theorist in me suspects that the powers that be in this country want Bush to stay in office.

Speaking of the conspiracy theorist in me, I’d be interested in finding out how much royal blood flows through John Kerry’s veins in relation to Bush. I found out mid summer of 1999 that not only does Bush have more royalty in his bloodline than anyone else who ran for President in 2000, but he has more than anyone who has ever been President before him. Somewhere I heard that the candidate with the most royalty in their bloodline has always won every election, without exception. I called it in 1999 when I found out about Bush’s lineage and was right.